My name is Dame Drizzlepox, and everyone in my village thinks I’m the silliest girl around. While other kids build perfect houses with straight walls and fancy roofs, I can’t even make a simple pickaxe without mixing up the recipe. My house looks so wonky that villagers giggle when they walk past it. The walls … Read more
My name is Dame Drizzlepox, and everyone in my village knows me as the girl who can’t build straight walls. I have bright purple hair with tiny blue flowers tucked behind my ears, and I wear my lucky polka-dotted rainbow wool cape everywhere I go. My first house leans to one side like it’s taking … Read more
Hi there! I’m Sir Stinkrot, and boy, do I have a crazy story to tell you! Everyone in my village used to laugh at me because I wore the silliest armor you’ve ever seen – one iron boot, one leather boot, a wooden chest plate that creaked when I walked, and a crooked stone helmet … Read more
My name is Sir Stinkrot, and I’m probably the silliest knight you’ll ever meet in this blocky world. I got my funny name after I tried to build a grand castle but accidentally made a giant compost pile instead! Most players laugh when they see my crooked stone helmet and mismatched boots, but I don’t … Read more
My name is Sir Stinkrot, and I know what you’re thinking – that’s a pretty weird name for a hero! Well, you’re not wrong. I got this name after my very first building project in our blocky world went completely wrong. I was trying to build a fancy castle, but somehow I ended up with … Read more
My name is Jake, and everyone in my village calls me Jake Cobblestone-Toes. Why? Because I trip over every single loose cobblestone block in the Overworld! My brown hair sticks up like grass on a dirt block, and I wear a green hoodie with a friendly Creeper face on it. One boot is iron, the … Read more
My name is Jake, and everyone in my blocky village calls me Jake Cobblestone-Toes. Why do they call me that? Well, because I trip over every single loose cobblestone block in the entire Overworld! While other kids my age dream about finding shiny diamonds deep underground, I just want to tend my little garden behind … Read more
Hi! I’m Jake, and everyone in my blocky village calls me Jake Cobblestone-Toes because I trip over every single loose cobblestone block in the Overworld! My messy brown hair sticks up like grass on a dirt block, and I wear a bright green hoodie with a smiling Creeper face on it. Additionally, I have one … Read more
Hi there! I’m Burpy, and my name fits me perfectly because I make happy burbling sounds when I’m excited, which happens a lot. I live in a peaceful village where everyone knows me as the bouncy kid who gets stuck in funny places. My brown, block-shaped hair bounces when I walk, and my bright blue … Read more
My Name is Burpy, and This is How I Saved Our Village I’m Burpy, and everyone in our blocky village knows me for one thing – I make the happiest burbling sounds you’ve ever heard! When I walk around in my shiny diamond-like armor with the glowing green creeper face on my chest, I can’t … Read more