kylebamboo 
I never thought being the clumsiest kid in our blocky village would make me a hero. My name is Ollie, but everyone calls me “The Clumsy Block-Hopper” because I trip over cobblestone blocks, fall into my own mines, and once built my house completely upside-down. My towers always lean sideways like they’re taking a nap, … Read more
I woke up this morning thinking it would be just another normal day in our blocky village. My name is Breck, and everyone calls me “The Chicken-Block Crasher” because last week I tried to fix Mrs. Cobblestone’s chicken coop but accidentally broke it instead. Chickens flew everywhere, blocks scattered across the dirt path, and I … Read more
Hi! My name is Rory, and everyone in Blocky Bay Village calls me “Redstone-Pants” McBlock. I got that silly nickname on my very first day at the village workshop. I was so excited to learn about building that I sat down right on a pile of redstone dust! The red powder stuck to my pants … Read more
My name is Rory “Redstone-Pants” McBlock, and everyone in Blocky Bay Village knows me as the kid with the glowing red pants who can’t build anything without it falling down. I got my nickname on my very first day at the village workshop when I accidentally sat on a pile of redstone dust. Now my … Read more
My name is Rory McBlock, but everyone in Blocky Bay Village calls me “Redstone-Pants.” I got this funny nickname on my very first day at the village workshop. I was so excited to start learning about building that I sat down without looking. Unfortunately, I plopped right onto a pile of bright red redstone dust! … Read more
Hi there! My name is Breck, and everyone in our blocky village calls me “The Block-Breaker” because I accidentally smash blocks everywhere I go. While my friends build amazing castles with perfect towers and smooth walls, I can’t even place one block without somehow knocking down three others! My pickaxe seems to have its own … Read more
My Life as the Village’s Worst Builder My name is Breck, and everyone in our village knows me as “The Block-Breaker.” I got this nickname because I’m probably the clumsiest builder in all of Minecraft. My brown hair sticks up like grass blocks, and my bright green eyes always seem to be looking at something … Read more
Hi! My name is Breck, but everyone calls me Breck the Block-Breaker. I know that sounds cool, but it’s not really a good thing. You see, I’m the clumsiest builder in our whole village, and I break blocks by accident all the time instead of using my tools the right way. My real name is … Read more
My name is Dame Drizzlepox, and everyone in my village thinks I’m the silliest noob who ever picked up a pickaxe! I got my funny name because I love dancing in rain puddles and collecting colorful spotted blocks that look like chicken pox dots. My bright purple hair has tiny blue flowers stuck in it, … Read more
Hi there! My name is Dame Drizzlepox, and everyone in my village thinks I’m pretty silly. I got my funny name because I love dancing in rain puddles and collecting colorful spotted blocks that look like they have polka dots all over them. My bright purple hair has tiny blue flowers stuck in it, and … Read more